shitpod
what the ipod should have been named, due to its outrageous price and lack of features
ipod sucks b-lls man!
unit of measure. less than sh-tton but more than an -ssload.
there is a sh-tpod of people in the gym = they gym is 70 to 90% full.
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a person who, while sh-tting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room. “holy sh-t! someone just entered the bathroom, and i’m in mid-sh-t! i’m going to play sh-tpossum.”
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when you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying. aka: scaring people away from a table friend: “there are no free tables for all of us…what should we do?” you: “let’s go to that one and chair scare them”
- McBese
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the noise that one makes when smacking one’s lips while sleeping friend 1: mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm friend 2: shut the f-ck up (gets pillow to smother friend 1).
- Cold Shoulder Chat
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