Shitportunity
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or sh-t.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a sh-t.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the -n-s.
the break during our staff meeting afforded a sh-tportunity.
during our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our sh-tportunity.
if i miss my sh-tportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, i will be clogged up the rest of the day.
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