Shitrocks
extremely heavy rocks of sh-t that plunge out of your -ss at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your -sshole.
f-ck dude, i haven’t sh-t in 6 days i’m going to have some serious sh-trocks.
style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle cl-ss whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.
just turn on your radio or mtv to hear all the sh-trock you can stand.
a small peice of dried sh-t, typicaly found behind the litter box or a large peice of furniture.
i was moveing the couch and i found some sh-t rocks from the d-mn cat.
a tiny piece of sh-t left in the toilet that wasn’t flushed with the rest, usually an unpleasant surprise.
bob: hey dan, you left a sh-t rock in the toilet again.
being completely and utterly defeated; destroyed.
“i turned the corner and got sh-trocked by a level 70 battle mage!”
derogatory term for the building material sheetrock, which makes a building look absolutely sh-tty.
the contractor used sh-trock for the walls.
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