shits and gigs
when one is so high that when one giggles the r-ct-m is forced open by a large amount of force which causes one to spray sh-t from the -n-s hole to a range of up to 11.6 feet.
s-ssy: oi mate ya f-ckin druggo, last night was all f-ckin sh-ts and gigs
lez: bl–dy oath m8 even norton was gettin into it!
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