Shit’s on the Horizon
a phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc
sh-t’s on the horizon
worker 1) “hey man, are you going to the game tonight?”
worker 2) “yeah i hope to be…..”
(boss is making his way over)
worker 1) “oh no, sh-t’s on the horizon”
lady 1) “does the weather look like it might rain at our bbq?”
lady 2) “lets just say the sh-t’s on the horizon”
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- Shit staircase
when a group of people sh-ts in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a sh-t staircase to the rim of the toilet cleaner1 “those students are filthy b-st-rds” cleaner2 “why?” cleaner1 “they left a sh-t staircase in the lavatory” cleaner2 “filthy students”
- Shitty Mcstinky
an uncommenly know law enforcement phrase to describe a perpetrator. commonly used to protect ident-ty. “man last night i was involved in a car chase and arrested sh-tty mcstinky along with his two friends capt. hatsonsideways and mr. baggypants.
- shizlocker
a paper bag containing the feces of a dog which is placed on someones porch and then set ablaze. as seen in the movie billy madison. the neighbor called the fuz cuz we shizlocked his porch. that shizlocker was out of control…did you see that guys face?
- Ass Canning
v. -n-l s-x. the act of inserting male genitalia into the -n-s of a female or male in order to -rg-sm. johnny inserted his p-n-s into jill’s -n-s over and over again until spewing a load of c-m. johnny was -ss canning jill.
- Bellacita
any extremely cl-ssy and beautiful woman. how are you, bellacita? d-mn, dude, that girl is a real bellacita!