say ‘shih tzu’ out loud
what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby sh*ts you
the key word for someone so f*cking annoying, that you want to punch in the face, or b*ttf*ck, until they’ve learned how hiv+ they’ve made you. gertrude says to berth; sharmadoo!! (looks at harold*)
kaightlyn is a highly uncommon spelling of the name kaitlyn, kaitlin,caitlyn, etc. she is a rare beauty and definitely an inquisitive individual. shes county and kind and pretty hardcore when you get down to it. kaightlyn is a f*cking bad*ss
the feeling you get just after smoking a joint. “i am so beeved right now”
an odd couple, two people you would never think would be together, but once you see them both, you realize they are perfect. did you hear about libby and logan? they’re such a logurtha!