Shitsmas
the day after christmas when you wake up and take a miraculous, emergency sh-t.
“hey man, mike’s been in the bathroom all morning.”
“yea,i guess sh-tsmas came early this year.”
“you have charmin toilet paper?!?”
“ho,ho,ho…merry sh-tsmas!”
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