shitsomnia
when one is trying to sleep but can’t due to their stomach spontaneously activating their bows.
john had some bad sh-tsomnia last night, he gave up on washing his hands at some point, i smelled the sh-t after a high five
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the ultimate put down. every time i try to impress my boss with an accomplishment at work i get sh-tthef-ckupon.
- shitstuck
when you’re p–ping and you think that you’re done but you still feel that p–p stuck in your -ss but you don’t know if your -sshole is just really tight or you actually have more sh-t. dude, i went to go sh-t, but i got sh-tstuck.
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