shitspresso
1. diarrhea
2. a hot, dark stream of fecal matter, ejected under high pressure, usually causing severe discomfort for the afflicted individual.
terrance: can i offer you some coffee, or a pastry?
phillip: no, thanks. i have sh-tspresso.
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