Shitsturbation


a simultaneous performance of sh-tting and masturbating, often done in public restrooms.
kayla: wow, i heard some really weird noises when i was using the restroom. sounded like someone was really enjoying their dump…
michael: they were probably undergoing sh-tsturbation. it’s like a self-performed blumpkin with your hands.

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