shittease


holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to p–p has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely sh-tteased.
when you have the urge to take a sh-t and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a m-ssive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve – i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris – that was quick
steve – yeh it was only a sh-t tease (very disappointed)

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