shittermittens
when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten -ssholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
“my roommate’s sh-ttermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day”
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n. archaic a swift, spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever. pop. mention, film: grosse pointe blank d-mn that b-tch could use some good shockabuku.. she’s got no sense at all!
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originally a indian (asia) girl’s name – named after a jamine flower means gold, beautiful, gorgeous, precious like a flower look at the pretty girl, she is a shofali