Shittertainment

any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a sh-t, i.e social media on cell phone, sports ill-strated, flappy bird, etc.
“dude i left my phone at home so now i don’t have any sh-ttertainment”
any type of entertainment, ranging from newspapers and magazines to psp’s and cell phones, that you bring into the bathroom and use to occupy your time while on the sh-tter.
person 1: hey, could you p-ss me the sports section of that newspaper?
person 2: did you forget to bring any sh-ttertainment with you?
(noun) – the item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. for convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. on the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for sh-ttertainment. sh-ttertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. in desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.
sup brah, you got any sh-ttertainment in your crib? i gotta drop it like it’s hot.

i need to pinch this one off, i don’t have any reasonable sh-ttertainment.

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