shitting dicks
when your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a p-n-s. makes one think of -n-l s-x.
bob: how was your poo?
joe: it was like sh-tting d-cks.
an extremely bad situation.
i’m going to be sh-tting d-cks at school tomorrow.
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