shitting dog
joke
a young native american boy asks his mother,”momma,why do we indians have such funny names?”
the mother responds,”it is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. why do you ask,sh-tting dog?”
the young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a sh-tting dog.
the s-xual act as the male is laying on his back in the static position while the female is squatting grabbing the males ankles, facing away from his face, and f-cking his brains out
literally looks like a dog sh-tting
“that girl looks like a sh-tting dog.”
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