shitting like a goose


the state of having extreme diarrhea. the art of peeing out of your -sshole.
boss: “are you coming into work today, bud?”
joey: “i’m not going to make it today, boss. i got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and i’m sh-tting like a goose this morning.”

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