Shitting My Dick


when one pushes a sh-t out so hard that a male’s genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of h-ll, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. the sensation of “sh-tting of one’s d-ck” may intoxicate the sh-ttee into sureal hallucinations of peewee’s playhouse. sh-tting of d-ck is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing m-ss amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo b-tter. ancient tales tell of a superior being, lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a d-ck sh-t.
“glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you’ll end up sh-tting your d-ck like last monday!”

“hey bro, can you give me a hand, i think i’m sh-tting my d-ck!”

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