shitting olympics
the sh-tting olympics is an event where great sh-tters from around the globe enter there sh-tting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as “the bowl splatter””sh-tting baseball”(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield” “diving”(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)
“silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal….look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen…he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach…he gets lift off he sprays!!!!its h-t the back wall!!!!!he has shattered the record!!!!!!!its pandomonium here ladies and gentlemen!!!!!another sh-tting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee
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