Shittrumpet


gingers who date you and turn out to be gay after the worlds most awkward date.
“dude, my ex turned out to be a total sh-ttrumpet.”
“it’s ok he wore those hideous pants anyway.”
the act of ruining someone’s day epically; raining on someone’s parade,
john: that guy is such a sh-ttrumpet!

sue: ugh, i know. he always makes me feel like cr-p!

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