shitty borstein
completely drunk, f-cked up, hammered.
“oh man, did you see jack at the bar? he was sh-tty borstein, i hope he wasn’t driving tonight.”
“are you ok dude? you got pretty drunk last night.”
“i wasn’t just drunk, i was sh-tty borstein!”
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