shitty boyfriend
a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at s-x, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no p-n-s, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.
“it’s gonna cost me too much money to go see you” -sh-tty boyfriend ex.1
“who’s mike? you’ve never mentioned him before.” sh-tty boyfriend ex.2
a total dumb-ss; one who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral s-x on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.
jared smells like a v-g-n-. he’s a sh-tty boyfriend.
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