shitty bum


contrary to popular belief, this term has nothing to do with your -n-l structure, nor with it’s coverage in feces. a sh-tty b-m is in fact when christ himself decides you are worthless and lays upon you the sh-ttiest of luck in any everyday situation. these two words act as the only consolation one can offer to a friend in such a situation.
man 1: “dude…i think my d-ck’s getting smaller.”
man 2: “sh-tty b-m man. sh-tty b-m.”
man 3: “yeah man, that’s just a sh-tty b-m. that’s all it is.”

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