Shitty Butt-Cum


a substance produced during -n-l s-x when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the -j-c-l-t- (or c-m) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the -n-s (or, loosely, b-tt) of the other party. the resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, c-m) with trace to m-ss amounts of errant fecal matter (or sh-t); hence the term “sh-tty b-tt-c-m.” disambiguated from “santorum” in that it does not additionally require the presence of -n-l lubricants.
“eww! you got sh-tty b-tt-c-m all over grandma!”
similar to santorum but not requiring the -n-l lube.
eww! you got sh-tty b-tt c-m all over grandma!

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