Shitty McCum-Pants


alternative name for a person who has a nasty habit of soiling their undergarments. used when the offending “shreddies” are discovered to be hiding not only fecal stainage, but also crusty s-m-n deposits.
“oh my g-d! did you see the state of those underpants? what a sh-tty mcc-m-pants!

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