shitty mini van
dont even get me started. ok im already started your f-cked. a sh-tty mini van would be characterized by a ’93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullsh-t wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullsh-t). it looks like sh-t, runs like sh-t, drives worse. and you should buy a new f-cking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of sh-t mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats f-ckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so sh-tty the wires were spliced wrong… and dont even get started with the sh-tty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the f-ck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of sh-t wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more sh-t would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps
you can find a sh-tty mini van if you search for 1985 plymouth voyager on google images
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