Shitty personal best
an individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in gi distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.
runner: yo b-tches i was cruising in my relay race on the a1a and rolling so hard i nearly sh-t my pants; unfortunately i had to ease up. still ran a good time, it’s my new sh-tty personal best.
teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty asap before you actually sh-t yourself. just saying.
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