shittypants switchypants
the act begins with two lovers each individually sh-tting their pants. they then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others’ steaming sh-tty pants. this is followed by an extended period of dry humping.
burt: yo dude, i owe you a new pair of pants.
will: why what happened?
burt: last night me and that stripper i brought home played sh-ttypants switchypants with your new jeans.
will: d-ckhead.
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