shiture


a photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has -ssues. (see definition of -ssues).
dude a: i took a h-lla cr-p this morning. it was so big i had to take a sh-ture. check it out (showing dude b the evidence).

dude b: holy sh-t, what did you name it?

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    when a f-cking sh-tload of people come past you in a group, and plow past you like your not even there. there was just a sh-twave of people that about knocked my -ss over when i was walking through the mall.

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    a mode of transportation for getting your drunk date home, as seen in animal house. that underage girl was so drunk, i shoppin’ carted her home and dumped her -ss on her porch.

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