shitvers


the quivers that start when you have a really huge sh-t on deck, and you’ve been holding it in for way too long. sh-tvers usually result in explosive diarrhea and/or soiled britches.
1. when i got the sh-tvers at the beginning of the date, i knew it wasn’t going to end well.

2. karen: “did you just get the chills?”
bill: “no, that was the sh-tvers. there were no empty port-o-johns at the concert and i had to hold it. we need to stop at a gas station, fast, or i’m going to unload in your p-ssenger seat…”
a river of fecal matter after a shart
he had a thick sh-tver in his pants

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