shitwack
sh-twack, or sh-twhack is the canadian equivalent of sh-tload. less than a f-ckton, more than an -ssload, the canadian sh-twack is equal to 1.2 american sh-tloads
“we got a sh-twack of snow last night”
“we need to buy a sh-twack of beer for the party”
“there were three metric f-cktons of dank here last night, where’d it all go? there’s a whole sh-twack missing!”
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