Shitweener
after being either gay, or just totally f-cked up and giving -n-l to a random person who forgot to clean out their -ss, so you end up pulling out your weener with sh-t all over it and that usually causes you to beat the b-tch/h-m- to death and hide them in the trunk of your car, drive them to the lake and ditch them there. then giving the last ounce of dignity (virginity) to your neighbors mailbox.
i can’t believe eddie actually got a sh-tweener, that is just too f-cked up! did he ditch them at the lake? ya, i think, he also f-cked his neighbors mailbox. that is so f-cking wierd, like a cowboy hat.
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