shitwig
a tenured economics professor.
pretrial discovery is beginning — have we hired a sh-twig yet?
(n.) the act shaving someone’s head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they’re absence of hair is covered by a makeshift “sh-t-wig.” the act of sh-twigging is most often and easily performed on the m-ssey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily sh-twigging.
did you see robbie gave the m-ssey another sh-twig?
yeah, i’ll bet that tingled…doesn’t that make 6 times this week?
someone who has a bad haircut.
oi, sh-twig. what you up to tonight?
(usually used when refering to mates)
typically a caucasian male claiming hippy rastafarian decent usually very thin and janky between the ages of 29 and 35. they usually fantasizes about b-st–lity and young males, they are sometimes employed as a tattoo artist.
john is the only sh-t wig i know.
awfully bad barnet, often referred to as ‘sh-tus wiggus’ or ‘wiggy’.
seen most often on professional footballers, or lesbians.
think the term eminates from russia where people would often cover their head in sh-te in order to improve their look.
that is one bad-ss sh-twig, you should cut your barnet
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