SHIV


1) slang for a knife or any other small cutting/stabbing weapon, often homemade; think inmates with sharpened toothbrushes.
2) the act of utilising the aforementioned small cutting/stabbing weapon to cut/stab someone.
“i’ma shiv you, b-tch!”
a home made knife made out of anything but metal. not to be confused with a shank (a home made knife made of metal).

shivs are usually made of gl-ss, wood, or scr-p plastic

shived- to be stabbed by a shiv
“i heard that guy from cell block b was coming to shank me… he’ll be surprised when i’ve got my shiv deep in his lungs”
a shiv is a weapon made out of an commonplace object often in prison, also perhaps the origin of which is as a acronym a self honed implement of violence (shiv).
a shiv could be a sharpened toothbrush made into a knife.
a rowdy, street-smart playboy. has anger management issues. shivs are normally the type of people who seem a bit phony and fake at first, but once u get to know them u wanna stay with them. beware though. a shiv will probably ditch u the moment he finds something better.
remember that punk at the bar?? he was totally a shiv! the way he tried to chat us up!
punishment doled out to friends and enemies alike for the crime of being a wuss or ignoramus. the stab-ee receives a stiff thumb jabbed into the ribcage while the stabber yells ‘shiv!’, pantomiming the act of brandishing a makeshift blade fashioned from a prisonhouse toothbrush.
you: “shiv!”
your wussy friend: “ow! my wussy ribs!”
shivs possibly the most frequently used word in trendy montreal kids’ vocabulary. “shivs” can be used to describe most situations in life. a person can be shivs, a place can be shivs, a situation can shivs, h-ll even life itself can be shivs sometimes. synonyms include: sketchy, socially awkward, annoying, and weird.
girl 1: did nick just pick up that dirty hobo’s boxers?

girl 2: shivs.

girl 1: i went to that craziest party ever last night, i got there and fifteen minutes later the cops busted it!

girl 2: shivs.

girl 1: i just bought the new miley cyrus alb-m!

girl 2: you is shivs.

it another type of move with a knife. shanking is stabing. shiving is slashing or cutting.
give me your money or i will shiv you.

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