Shiva Surprise


the unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the punjab jungle.
shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that sh-t right back out.

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