Shizatch


noun. a term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.

1. (negative connotation) something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) a synonym for “thing” or “stuff.”
3. (positive connotation) used in a similar context as “ownage.”

etymology: shizatch is the amalgam of “sh-t” and “bizatch,” which is a corruption of “b–tch,” which is a corruption of “b-tch.”
1. samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: “let’s waste that ninja shizatch.”

2. “what is mortal kombat about?”
“oh, it’s just some ninja shizatch.”

(while pointing at a shuriken) “could you p-ss me that shizatch over there?”

3. “it’s shizatch time!”

“that samurai took out all those sword-wielding ninja with his bare hands. that was some serious shizatch.”

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