Shiztort


when taking a sh-t and it comes out of shape and breaks into pieces or comes out weird.
shawntell: whatchu doin’ mayne?

latrill:d-mn man im taking a sh-t; why does it burn?!!

shawntell: are you sure you didnt shiztort your self???

latrill: aww blood!!!!!!! i shiztorted all over the place how the f-ck did it get on my feet???!!!

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