Shizuo
the act of throwing vending machines and wielding traffic signs.
i’m going to go shizuo on your -ss.
a shizuo is someone who usually goes against the nature of its name.
the name is j-panese, its chinese characters translate to serene man, however the definition to serene is, in fact- unaffected by disturbance; calm and unruffled- which is quite contrary to an individual who may posses the name shizuo.
shizuo’s tend to be disliked, avoided, and childishly annoying. a person who enjoys calm and despises violence, yet partakes in it. a shizuo is usually affected by anything that doesn’t follow the ‘natural order’, and hates those who try to disturb the peace of their surroundings.
a shizuo usually also possess a short fuse, so mingling in their lives should always be cautiously calculated in the way a shizuo responds to it- is it annoying, or boring? is it nice or cruel? depending on the way a shizuo see’s it, a shizuo will act accordingly.
shizuo’s tend to dislike the media, and rarely partakes in watching tv or dwelling on rumors or drama.
shizuo’s have a knack for sweet things, but would eat something rather odd as long as it looks good.
an enigma, shizuo’s are rather hard to understand.
one day while walking around, i spotted shizuo, who managed to, yet again, uproot a rather heavy object from its foundation, and toss it at izaya. for a man who dislikes violence, he basically drowns in it.
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