Shizzazimadazzle!
a buzz word often used to startle unexpecting victims. for instance, you could jump out at somebody in a dark alleyway and shout shizzazimadaz! at them and give them a good ol’ startle.
aarun: h-llo
brad: hey!
cedazor: shizzazimadazzle!!!!
aarun: omg that could have given me a heart attack. i could have died you jerk!
cedazor: so could yo mama.
brad: lolwut?
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