Shizzly Bear

the term shizzly bear, or simply shizzly is a euphemism for anything related to poo or pooing in the wilderness. first, the root/prefix of shizz is a standard urban reference used as a generic replacement for the word sh-t. when completed with ‘ly and bear, it creates a natural wilderness reference similar to grizzly bear. together, shizz and -ly bear frame a subtle and humorous way to conjure a corny laugh from you friends while engaged in wilderness activities. this -ssumes your friends understand a basic hip-hop culture reference, of course. it’s common for the reference to completely go over someone’s head and catch up to them at a later point when they laugh out loud (lol). because of that subtle elegance, this word offers similar humor opportunities to the word t-rdle. it’s great with the appropriate timing but quickly becomes un-funny when over used. please quit after the first laugh to avoid burning it out.
shhh.. -fart-
did you hear that? i think i heard a shizzly bear.

or if you have to cr-p in the woods, simply announce to your friends “hey, i think the shizzly bears are closing in”