shlambasted


when your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. this is the combination of getting sh-tfaced and lambasted, which would leave you probably in a coma if capable of such a feat.
“i had a totally terrible day. i walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs….let’s get shlambasted”

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