Shlap
to hit another person with a large fish, usually in the face.
he shlapped him with the flounder.
the sound a womans v-g-n- makes as it slides into position on a mans face.
as samantha moves across tim’s face a the shlapping sound of her v-g-n- arouses him.
this is the only cure for the “swamp face”.
avarage joe: sweet jesus yesterday i saw ted and he had swamp face so i have his a little shlap
freddy joe:sweet
when you slap a french person in the face because they are french.
bill- “dude that french dude got shlaped in the face!”
ted-” ya, what a french loser, stupid french.”
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