Shlater Paperz


“see you later papers” (normally said with a boston accent: “shlay-ta pap-as”)

given to individuals (or organizations) when they stop contributing anything meaningful to life.

similar to getting served divorce papers or court summons, only for life.
what?!? you’re still dating that sour puss?? i thought you sent her shlater paperz!

tim tebow is still trying to play football?? why wont somebody send him his shlater paperz!!

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