Shleb


shleb is a word to describe how you feel,describing a person, an emotion or a particular object. it can have a wide range of meaning. pr-nounced shleeeeb!
my boss is such a shleb.
a certain amount/measurement of something that someone will ask for. a shleb is relative and can mean different amounts depending on the preferences, greed, and circ-mference of said person.
paddy: what do you want in your tea?

mary: ah, just a shleb of milk!

paddy: grand so!

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mary: what do you want on your toast?

paddy: oh just a shleb of b-tter will do there mary!

mary: grand!

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