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• Shlup

  noise made while having s-x. guy: “wow, we’re having some good s-x.” girl: ” yes. yes we are.” -backgound noise: “shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup shlup.” one who acts in a foolish manner or stupidly. you are being such a shlup. shortened version of shlupquack hey shlup! […]

• shmambered

  when you do a girl who is hung upside down, wrapped in a parachute, and reeking of pine-sol. amber shmambered my schnozzle last night.

• shmello

  the way to say h-llo to an unliked person person – shmello -sshole jello with shisha in it. can you p-ss me some shmello… i wanna get high

• shming

  1. to fill in those awkward awkward silences 2. to express happiness 3. another word for “snap!” 4. a great word to say when drunk/high/generally smashed. could possibly be a verb… “what the h-ll does shming mean?” “who cares. shming!” a collection of unwanted matter anywhere unwanted matter can be found. dude, you’ve got some […]

• Shnaft

  shnaft is the word used to tell someone that you want them to eat out your -sshole dude you can shnaft me now “hey bro a good shnafting at 4 sound good?” “ok bro ill will shnaft you then.” theres nothing like a good shnafting on the weekend to lick or fondle ones -n-s joey […]

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