Shlilk
sh-l-i-lk
despair
that sick feeling when you have messed up really big and/or you know that what you have done is really wrong.
comparable to “ya don goofed!” but is the emotional state.
verbs: shlilked, shlilking
shlilcked can be used as a past tense or post tense
shlilck for present tense
john spilled wine all over the white carpet.
a feeling of shlilk came over him as he knew his wife would see it.
“man, i didn’t get my report done, i feel shlilk, my parents are gonna hurt me…”
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