shload


sh-t load
i have a shload of work to do.
female -j-c-l-t-, she c-m.
bro, i was hooking up with jenny last weekend, i was in the zone, i must’ve hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload i’ve ever seen.
an expression in which ‘sh-t load’ is meshed into one word. convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the cl-sterf-ck of thoughts fighting to get out. of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
“oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your f-cking face! someone call the ambulance!”

“hm. there’s a shload of calories in that m-ffin your eating on this lovely morning, george.”
an abbreviation of the phrase “sh-t loads”.
i’ve got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.

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