Shlocker


this act is a variation of the infamous “shocker” where you have the shocker in place, with the addition of the two “pink” fingers spread in the open (or ‘peace’) position. this locks the shocker manuever in place. i also call this the shocker locker.
i had a spare hand so i gave her the shlocker.

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