Shloming


when people are going skiing and snowboarding. shloming is used if you don’t want to say we are going skiing and snowboarding.
“we’re all going skiing and he’s going snowboarding with us.”
“you mean you’re going shloming?”
shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin–ss word instead of spending the time spelling out what you’re doing tomorrow just say, “we’re shlomin snitches!”
wrong way:
tommy: “hey bro, what are you doin tomorrow?”
uninformed ski bro: “oh well i’ll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding.”

right way:
tommy: “hey bro, what are you doin tomorrow?”
informed ski bro: “me and my boy be shloming it up in vaile.”

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