Shlong-Pong


the s-xual term to describe beating of a person’s p-n-s with a ping-pong paddle. commonly done by men, they grab a ping-pong paddle and induce force upon the person’s p-n-s or scrotal area.
he p-ssed me off so i played alittle “shlong-pong” with him…

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