Shlong Slap


when after s-x, a guy takes his p-n-s and slaps the girl in the face with it.
after me and my girlfriend finished having s-x she begged me to give her a shlong slap

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    to shmorg, to insert the p-n-s between the big toe and the pointer toe of the female. not to be used in a gay f-ssion. only applicable if being videotaped by a midget. verb: shmorging, or to shmorg dude, your shmorging is all over you tube. i shmorged that hoe so hard i de-corned her.

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    the underneath of the tip of the p-n-s, where the skin folds into a b-ttcheek shap she licked my shroom b-ttcheeks.

  • shrug it off

    to ignore something, not let a problem get you. an effective and mature thing to do when its a situation that can’t hurt you and/or is beyond your control. sam got the vibe that the two co-workers were envious and didn’t want to see him do well, but he knew to shrug it off.

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    that loser who annoys you the most but you still love him that guy is such a shubro.

  • The Bird Bath

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